Guys,do you still try and beat the flush?
 

Following on from JenTays "do you pee in the shower" thread, i was just wondering if guys here still derive joy from that boyhood fun of beating the flush when you pee? There is both science and art involved here. How full are you, whats the capacity of the cistern and do you keep aim at the one point are just some of the variables in this quest.
I guess seeing from how far back you can still hit the target might best be left to bar room facilities

Tony

Beat the flush hell, when you pass 50 you're lucky to beat 3-4 flushes.

B

that's why Paul C left....

That's the funny thing about growing older,a man can't pee and a woman can't stop......

He left because he could no longer beat the flush?

Ah good fun.:cool: I hate it when you flush to early and its like (&()&(+ if I don't finish I have to flush again!:D

I never played that game. It sounds like you could rupture something.

:uhoh2:

That gives me an idea... let's all go over to Paul C's house and upper deck the guest bathroom to see if we can get him to come around.

If you don't know don't ask.

ever buy a large soda while at the movie theater and finish it during the previews due to boredom... and when the movie gets really good you have that urge to purge.... and you dont want to leave... so you hold it out for the next hour and half... rushing ... that half mile to the restroom and just stand there over the bowl for more than a minute draining the dragon...

Yep, I never learn.

BTW, the sizes of those drinks are becoming insane! :eek: They'll have to start serving them with insulin!

i bring my own stuff.. usually some Pom or a bottle of iced tea..and some trail mix to snack on....

and i keep telling you, therein lies the balance...

And a freaking catheter.

I know I havn't bought anything at the theatre in years do to the nutty prices. But a couple of weeks ago I did, the small is massive! The jumbo jug of soda is like a gallon!:eek: I can't beleive people are not going into shock!:D

I don't mean to be crude, but I wish I could stop peeing, so I don't get that last little dribble down my leg when I put my junk away.