Terror alert: ala Britain, France, Italy, Germany, Belgium

[sfloriII]

What do I do? I'm part Italian, French, British, and German!!!


The British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not
been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning
level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The three higher levels in France are "Go on strike", "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "make guttural speeches" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as is customary, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

[MattBelliveau]

Hah!

[LaRondo]

Tough sh t !

[TheDon]

Originally Posted by sfloriII

The Germans also increased their alert state from "make guttural speeches" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs."

good idea.. lets do that

[LaRondo]

Gotta be kidding