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I'd like to start a thread about starting theards that are about something that...
I'd like to start a thread about...
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That's stupid, Gotta. How could you waste our time with such nonsense?!
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Seems to be a good place to post an old joke.
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school... Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A. What for? He can't see my license plate. Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A. The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A. Always wear a condom. Q. When driving through fog, what should you use? A. Your car. Q. How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A. Be too **** faced to find your keys. Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if they're cute. Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A. The color. Q. How do you deal with heavy traffic? A. Heavy psychedelics. Q. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A. Carry loaded military grade weapons. |
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Those are great, Dub. I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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