Greatest signature lines
 

Some of you guys have really great sigs. How about posting your favorites right here in one thread.

the sig lines or the line under our name?

or both..

Whatever you think is pithy and funny.

I think oranges are pithy and funny, though melons are simply hilarious ;)

This is NOT an invitation for you to get all pithy with me!

Dee8go's boss is obviously out of the office today.

1. Omegaman's I like cold beverages
2. Medmech is not dead
3. Who died and left you in charge
4. They won't bounce..
5. No soup for you

What tipped you off to THAT?!

I laugh at Dubyagee's everytime I see it, so I nominate:

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "

Some I used on other forums

"I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis
into a poodle."

" When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."

Dubya! You da man! I knew you'd come through on this one. Thanks.

"People are strange, aren't they. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in."

"1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so one of them must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck."

"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead."

Mistress, if you like the sig, you would probably like the song if you haven't heard it by that title by G-Love and Special Sauce. I caught those guys in the early 90s when I was in college and they were/are awesome (and funny).

Stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge......uhh huh.:D

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Every time you buy Lexus - a cute puppy dies.
Every time you buy MB - a hot girl gets implants.

You can't copy a reputation.

When reason fails, personal attacks ensue.

Freedom is not free

The more you judge, the less you love --Balzac

May you live as long as you want to....and want to as long as you live

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
We are reformers in spring and summer; in autumn and winter, we stand by the old; reformers in the morning, conservers at night.

Robert Anton Wilson:
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Wendy Kaminer:
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Willis Player:
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake, at the moment.

Winston Churchill:
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/1358

Will Durant:
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.

Winston Churchill:
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Friedrich Nietzsche:
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Dan Quayle
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

P. J. O'Rourke
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Bob Dylan
A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L. Mencken

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken

It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
H. L. Mencken

I like mine "Schutzstaffel" means "protection squadron" as you guys know. AKA SS. Gastapo was unpopular so I used the more friendly organization.:D


The person in the picture is Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. She is a crack shot, awsome sniper, and in general a good officer and body guard.

That does it. I'm gonna have to come up with a signature line. Some of the ones I see on the forum are great!

I think it was manny's

"I've made a few mods, but they're so subtle my wife hasn’t noticed."

What's a signature line?

GB: Say goodnight Gracie.
GA: Goodnight Gracie!

______________________________________
Very funny Scotty,,,, now BEAM down my pants.
______________________________________

I forget who it is, he's usually on the tech forums, but one of my favorites is:

Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

Here's one that pops into mind, someone made me think of this one recently:

There is no fool so dangerous as the fool who has wit. - Ben Franklin

He who dies with the most toys wins. And leaves his wife with a lot of crap she has no idea what to do with.

Hey cmac, remember my old one (I know you do)
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea, but if this is tea... please bring me some coffee. - Abe Lincoln"

Here's one I would like to see:

"Schreck was the best driver you can imagine, and our supercharger is good for over a hundred. We always drove very fast...What fun we had teasing those big American cars. We kept right behind them until they tried to lose us. Those American cars are junk compared to Mercedes. Their motor couldn't take it; after a while it would overheat, and they'd have to pull over to the side of the road, looking glum. Serves them right."

Adolf Hitler (on cars and driving)

Doesn't much escape your memory. I didn't know you used it as a sig line, I saw it in the notable quotes thread.

But oh yeah, I've had coffee like that... :eek:

Chop your own firewood and it'll warm you twice.

Is this real? I'll use it! Thats just about the only thing Hitler said that I agree with!

I think I only had it in there for a week or so long ago.

Makes me wish I could have such razor wit!

Source was: www.axishistory.com (forum)

Funny, I almost didn't post it up because I thought YOU might find me in some kind of a violation of forum rules if I did!!

Go for it, Hattie, fine with me!

Gives a little insight as to how an odd looking guy could become pres-dent.

Hard tellin', not knowin' . .

I love Tirebiter's signature line,

"You can get farther with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile."

"If I had a dollar for every dollar I've spent on my car... my car wouldn't run!"

How about, "You can't get there from here?"

Give a man a fish and he'll have food for one day. Teach a man to fish and he'll have another expensive hobby.

He who hesitates, masturbates.

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.

Here are some of my favorites:

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Every time you buy Lexus - a cute puppy dies.
Every time you buy MB - a hot girl gets implants.

You can't copy a reputation.

When reason fails, personal attacks ensue.

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.

Don't believe everything you think.

Freedom is not free

"May you live as long as you want to....and want to as long as you live"

Balzac:
The more you judge, the less you love

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
We are reformers in spring and summer; in autumn and winter, we stand by the old; reformers in the morning, conservers at night.

Robert Anton Wilson:
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Wendy Kaminer:
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Willis Player:
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake, at the moment.

Winston Churchill:
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/1358

Will Durant:
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.

Winston Churchill:
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Friedrich Nietzsche:
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Dan Quayle
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

P. J. O'Rourke
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Bob Dylan
A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.

H. L. Mencken
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

H. L. Mencken
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

H. L. Mencken
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.


Clarence Thomas:
"One of the reasons I don't do media interviews is that the media often has its own script. One reason these stories are never told is that they are contrary to the script that people play by. The media, unfortunately, have been universally untrustworthy because they have their own notions of what I should think or I should do."

That's a good one.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
Janis Joplin

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”


“It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.”
Dave Barry

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen

In France you have two teams, but they are never competitive at the same time. In Italy you have only Ferrari and some small teams.
Alain Prost

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.
Enzo Ferrari

The client is not always right.
Enzo Ferrari

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. - Mark Twain

"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on." - Winston Churchill

"Government is not reason. Government is not eloquence. It is force. And, like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master!" - George Washington


" Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss." - Robert A. Heinlein.

1. True

2. That's what I say.

3. Typical Euro mindset.

4. Amen.

5. Be VERY wary of the IRS.

"IRS: They've got what it takes to take what you've got."

:mad:

Mike

i'm so busy i don't know whether to wind my butt or scratch my watch.

"If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" - One of my all time favorites.

I guess that's really a pick up line, but I couldn't resist putting it in here.

Ballin ;)

*** An oldie, but a goodie... ***
 

Socrates: "I drank WHAT?!?!?"

"I view all of my ex-wife's lovers, not as rivals, but as fellow sufferers." From Spy by Ted Bell.