http://www.bizarro.us/bizarre/Half_Man_Half_Tree.html

Roundup.

B

It looks as if it cannot be real.

I hope it is not, for his sake.

Tom W

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

It is true

http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/myshockingstory/halfman/index.shtml

really pretty gross, kind of thing the wife catches a glimpse of and yells at me WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING!"

I don't know whether he needs a plastic surgeon or an arborist . . . .

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barking up the wrong tree.

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1986 300SDL - Coda
1991 - 300TE
1995 - E320
1985 300CD - Gladys
2006 Nissan Pathfinder LE
1998 Acura 3.0 CL

That's just so wrong -- goes against the grain.

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Bet he has a woody that wont quit.

badda-boom.
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Professionally speaking, wouldn't you like to get that guy in your lab?

B

When he gets excited, he's not lying when he says he's got a woody!

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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

So how do you "do" a tree?

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start with tung oil

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2013 Jeep Unlimited Rubicon
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"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

SOLD
1985 300TD - Red Dragon
1986 300SDL - Coda
1991 - 300TE
1995 - E320
1985 300CD - Gladys
2006 Nissan Pathfinder LE
1998 Acura 3.0 CL

Boy, what a sap!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

It makes me wonder what would happen if you took a cutting and replanted it in some good topsoil? Or maybe he is just the next form for all human evolution. we better find a good spot to root in just in case

I'm waiting for SwampYankee to chime in.

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2012 SLK 350
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Reminds me of Creepshow.

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Chad
2013 Jeep Unlimited Rubicon
OBK#44
"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

SOLD
1985 300TD - Red Dragon
1986 300SDL - Coda
1991 - 300TE
1995 - E320
1985 300CD - Gladys
2006 Nissan Pathfinder LE
1998 Acura 3.0 CL