These are from my first-hand experience:

1) You have your mechanic's work and cell numbers stored in your phone.

2) You have an honest, cheap wrecker's personal cell number stored in your phone.

3) When you car needs something important, your mechanic comes in on Sunday and fixes it for you.

4) You keep the rare AMGs in the two-car garage, and leave a Lexus LX and Denali out in the elements - both of which are worth more than your AMGs.

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- Brian


1989 500SEL Euro
1966 250SE Cabriolet
1958 BMW Isetta 600

5.) ...when you order the polish and wax in 55-gallon drums.

6.) ...you have a "bulk oil" dispenser installed in the garage for those DIY type of afternoons...

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

You have all the diagnostic codes and Arthur Daltons' code reader in the trunk.

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95 SL500 Smoke Silver, Parchment 64K
07 E350 4matic Station Wagon White 34K
02 E320 4Matic Silver/grey 80K
05 F150 Silver 44K

You spend a lot of time on www.peachparts.com.

You got it all wrong. You can never have too many MB's...

- Peter.

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2021 Chevrolet Spark
Formerly...
2000 GMC Sonoma
1981 240D 4spd stick. 347000 miles. Deceased Feb 14 2021
2002 Kia Rio. Worst crap on four wheels
1981 240D 4spd stick. 389000 miles.
1984 123 200
1979 116 280S
1972 Cadillac Sedan DeVille
1971 108 280S

True indeed.

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95 SL500 Smoke Silver, Parchment 64K
07 E350 4matic Station Wagon White 34K
02 E320 4Matic Silver/grey 80K
05 F150 Silver 44K

When your neighbors make comments about opening a Mercedes Dealer.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

1) Got that.

2) Got 3 of them.

3) Been there, done that.

4) Well, I got an SL600 and G500 parked in the garage.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

when a girl ditches you on a date and you go to the junk yard in search of euro parts(because you planned to anyways)

Don, this weekend I'll get the door panel for you....


Got busy last weekend fixing the auto, and didnt have time to go get it.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Your neighbors start to complain.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

That's a good one.

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- Brian


1989 500SEL Euro
1966 250SE Cabriolet
1958 BMW Isetta 600

You don't have ENOUGH M-B cars when:

1.) you use the trunk of your E-class as a hay wagon

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94 E320
71 350SL

You have too many Benz cars when you:

Buy your first one. After that, its just a matter of scale.

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1984 300TD

You get a letter from your Home Owners Association telling you to get rid of some of your cars.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.