Either there's an error with the scam letter template or David and I are beyond a first name basis -

From: "David Champou." Subject: CONTACT FEDEX COMPANY FOR THE SHIPMENT OF YOUR PACKAGE TO YOUR DOORSTEP
Date: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:45:10 +0200

Good day My Dear

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable
Bank Draft of $850.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from
you for a couple of weeks now.

Sixto
87 300D

Six- I wouldn't get too nervous unless he called you Honey, Baby or Sweetheart.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

There's a guy in Nigeria that has traveled more than 1300 miles in the last few weeks to get his Western Union check, someone even sent him $25 for gas money to do it, "someone" can't believe that he didn't wonder why that transfer made it and the $25,000 didn't. Someone made him believe it was a typo, "someone" may buy him a plane ticket to South Africa where he will be arrested in the near future.