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12-28-2009, 05:34 PM
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A question
Can people with dentures, lie through their teeth? and is a false lie, the truth?
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12-28-2009, 06:14 PM
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Answer a Question with a Question. What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was about to Grow?
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12-28-2009, 06:33 PM
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Do Lipton workers take coffee breaks?
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12-28-2009, 06:35 PM
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12-28-2009, 06:38 PM
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12-28-2009, 07:44 PM
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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12-28-2009, 09:31 PM
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If god is all powerful can he make a rock so heavy that even he cannot lift it?
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12-29-2009, 01:18 AM
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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
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12-29-2009, 08:47 AM
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Is manufacturing work surfaces for kitchens counterproductive?
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12-29-2009, 10:18 AM
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"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
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12-29-2009, 11:08 AM
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All I know is that the Girl Scout cookies I just got don't taste ANYTHING like Girl Scouts.
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12-29-2009, 11:10 AM
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12-29-2009, 11:44 AM
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Chicken?
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12-29-2009, 11:50 AM
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He liked to sniff bicycle seat upon which pre-pubescent girls had just ridden. Just sayin'......
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12-29-2009, 11:58 AM
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Why is it that when a lump of something is in the hemisphere, they call it an Asteroid, and when something is between our butt cheeks, they call it a Hemeroid...? Shouldn't they be the other way around?
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