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New game - Guess what I did today.
First hint:
Bag of frozen peas in the nether region. |
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Uhhh,you shot peas out of your A**hole?
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According to Forrest Gump, nothin' goes together better than peas and carrots...
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Jonathan 2011 Mazda2 2000 E320 4Matic Wagon 1994 C280 (retired) |
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snip snip ?
vasectomy? sex change? (excuse me, gender re-assignment) |
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Sounds pea-culiar.
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That's what I was thinking.
![]() You're a good husband. It's much easier to do this on men than it is for women.
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Paul S. 2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior. 79,200 miles. 1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron". |
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Got kicked in the nuts?
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Not if your a hermaphrodite! Howie- I'm guessing some sort of strenuous(sp) exercise where you pulled your groin muscle. You cuttin down Man trees again? Pushing the Rover?
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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Yip
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Not bad, just a little sore but due to the neck issue I have plenty of happy pills.
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You bought another Ferrari and the Little Missus found out while she was putting away groceries?
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Bag of frozen peas in the nether region.
Shoplifted?
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