Retribution Channel

[compress ignite]

(I got "Cranked Up" over on the Diesel section,thought I'd "Share the Joy" with
Y'all Too !)

We should force the different cable operators
(There's another rapacious group of blood sucking vampires who should be burned at the stake)
to syndicate a national Retribution Channel.'Punish a different white collar thief every night on national TV.
Monday nights would be Oil Speculators.
(Stick'em headfirst in a 55 gallon barrel of crude until expiration.)
Tuesday nights would be Mortgage Portfolio Packagers.
(Released into a crowd of 10,000 homeowners forced into foreclosure,who are
living on the streets.)
Wednesday nights would be Congressional Open Season.
(The Voters "HAVE THEIR WAY" with elected officials)
Thursday nights would be Commercial Bankers.
(Bank customers extend something other than good wishes[at the end of Pitchforks] .)
Friday nights would be for anyone involved in the Credit Card industry.
( We could take call in suggestions from the viewers)

A hit show for at least 5 seasons...No shortage of Slimeballs to Punish!

And the best part would be No Recidivism.
(It's not a "Deterrent". It's a Solution.)

[Dee8go]

Compress, I think somebody from the networks will be contacting you shortly with an offer of employment in their programming department.

Howard Stern once said he was tired of "reality" shows unless they wanted to start televising live executions*. Shoot! Even I would start watching TV again if you guys start handling the programming!


* I'm pretty sure he was only kidding . . . .