Conservatives are biggest consumers of porn...
 

...just not on Sundays: New Scientist :D

Liberals are just too uptight.

This is quite typical.

It's also possible though that a higher percentage of conservatives than liberals are not smart enough to find free porn which isn't covered in this survey.

I think you have that backwards. Liberals are out there gettin' some.

Heh. :)

Ever feel like sometimes the people who can't get any are trying to keep everyone else from getting any?

x2. Liberal women make better lovers!

Its bad to repress, not only the so called conservatives, most overtly repressive Islamic countries suffer the same issue. They are the biggest consumers of porn and underground porn, white slavery etc. flourishes in that region. Invariably the males there are quite predatory because of the same repression. I guess the pagan ancient Indians had it right by depicting their Gods and Godesses in various positions from the ancient sex manual Kama Sutra. It was a open society where women roamed around freely with the skimpiest but that didn't mean they were promiscuous or it was free for all, it was just that they knew how to enjoy. How I wish I could get a time machine to be there.

Did someone say porn? Where's the porn? :D

Every Knee Shall Bow!!!...........Jesus is LORD!!.......;)

God's gonna confiscate all the porn, masturbate to it and all the unsaved will be drowned in a tsunami of semen. Thus will be Jesus's Second Coming.

See? It's fun to make up crazy stories.

Oh man, I just visualized it...

Can't get around the hair.....

The world would be a much better place if Jews, Christian and Muslims had figured out a 1000 yrs ago that sex can be a road to salvation.
I remember reading some years ago about a fundamentalist religious convention at a large hotel and the huge increase in pay per view porn while they were there.

One great philosopher from India in the last century, Swami Vivekananda had said in his teaching that for one person to renounce or condemn something, he or she has to fully experience it first. Only then can that person have his own individual perspective. Its ironic that people in today's individualistic society people like to be led like sheep putting blind faith on someone else's idea of what is right and wrong. We all have our differences of interpretation but in general, the less the repression, the less the trouble, thats my general experience.

Love the hair.....thats what discerns them and makes them a woman.

Old enough to have hair, old enough for Ghurka :)

The only age good enough for Gurkha is the legal age.

Another threead where everyone sees exactly what they want to see.

good example of a non-scientific experiment
 

I read how the guy did his "poll." This is about as unscientific as it gets. It's like saying that states in warmer climates create more promiscuous people because there are more people who wear less clothing, therefore tempting people more... :D but wait, the people in colder climates are always inside and have nothing to do except drink and....:eek:. But wait the people in other climates..etc etc etc.:confused:

He didn't correlate population and other factors.

But the liberals and conservatives here can have fun tweaking on each other :rolleyes:

Geez, the last report I saw was about how sexual self-mutilation is more prevalant in red states than the blue. I'm sure it was accurate.

What, conservatives don't have hair?

Who's afraid of a little hair? (as long as its not on their back).

Perhaps living in a red state is a form of self mutilation.

Thanx. I just found a new thing to say to the hookers I would hire. I could be wearing robes and sandals and tell them that every knee shall bow. Talk of double or even triple headers.

I don't like licking on brillo pads though. It takes days till my tongue can taste things again.

I usually bring Mr Gillette

I have a theory on this. Liberals don't need to jerk off as much because they can can have sex with either a same or opposite sex partner. That increases your chances of getting some by at least 50%!!!! And if you do happen to get someone pregnant you can just get a taxpayer funded abortion.

Cheaper than a taxpayer funded baby

Good point! Maybe we should have taxpayer funded porn! It would do wonders for the petroleum jelly industry!!:)

I get it. All liberals are gay. That's something that I didn't know.

You don't happen to also say that all Republicans are straight; good thing, because we both know that it isn't true.

I don't use that stuff, do you? There are plenty of better devices and lubricants.

You have it backwards- all gays are liberals! I didn't realize that if you weren't a liberal that it made you a Republican. :D My brother is a Republican and he is gay, and I'm hetero but I'm not a Republican. We have some interesting discussions, but we both know how to not take ourselves too seriously. Life is much more fun when you aren't thin skinned.

The Log Cabin Republicans are a nice counterexample to your initial theory.

I also didn't imply that not being a liberal made you a Republican. I made a comment specifically about Republicans, and not about liberal or conservative. However, if you want to claim that the Log Cabin Republicans aren't conservative, be my guest. But you would do better by asking them about their convictions.

Your initial post did imply that all liberals were gay, by the way. You are the one who has "it backwards."

OK OK You win. I wasn't going for any sort of accuracy or fact- just having some fun! What is a Log Cabin Republican?:confused:

I learn something new everyday!:eek:

Just for laughs-I just noticed that the little thing at the bottom of my screen that says the title of the window you are viewing says "Conservatives are bi.." !!!!!!! I was cracking up!!!!

I put the little thing on the side instead. I only have three buttons there now, but sometimes they seem to begin to spawn. Especially if I'm working.

Mine says "Conservatives are biggest consu..." right now. Perhaps I just need to make that thingy a bit narrower.

Naw, it won't change reality. If you're gay, you're gay and if you're bi, you're bi. I'm happy with the way that I am, and trust that you can say the same.

I remember when my dad told me he wasn't worried about me being gay because I was too ugly and no man would ever want me!! :D

I'm glad some people aren't taking this thread too seriously.

Politics and Porn only mix for political reasons. If it didn't, the politicians wouldn't be interested in it publicly. As far as porn itself, it will continue to be popular, until this country become less sexually repressed.

Repessed??........Oh my.....take a pill..........:o

Or get a wife that does it for ya.........;)

That would be the "stimulant" package...

And Biden isn't surfing porn because he can't remember the "number"... ;)

I am waiting for my stimulus package!:P

Really, you guys need something to stimulate your package?

Were talking about porn, and this guys says this stuff.

Talk about some freeky porn.

Get on your knees baby and repent your sins.

Talk about messed up. :eek:

Can Mr Stereotype come out an play ???

http://www.arielindia.com/gifs/India...0khajuraho.jpg

Thats what we need.

Tantric !!!!

Thats from famous 1500 year old Khajurao temple in India, it depicts Lord Shiva doing it with his wife Parvati. Thos damned pagans, won't even spare their Gods and Goddess, burn in hell shall they ;)

got mine
 

My stimulus package arrived today, it consisted of some watermellon seeds, some cornbread mix, two coupons for the octomom breakfast special at mc donalds, and seven chickens.
I wanted fourty acres and a jackass