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powerpig 07-17-2009 08:41 PM

Been Practicing My HTML Skills
 
I've been in IT Management for the past several years and although I get to boss the geeks around, I haven't setup a web page in years. Had a little time on my hands and decided to brush up a little. Please let me know what you think and if you like it, I can do a page for you for a minimal charge.

http://www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com/

Kuan 07-17-2009 08:47 PM

I think you have a great future in management LOL! :D

The Clk Man 07-17-2009 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2249418)
I've been in IT Management for the past several years and although I get to boss the geeks around, I haven't setup a web page in years. Had a little time on my hands and decided to brush up a little. Please let me know what you think and if you like it, I can do a page for you for a minimal charge.

http://www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com/

Give it up FOOL!!! Just kidding although it does look a LITTLE gay to me. I'm just saying. :eek:

powerpig 07-17-2009 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 2249425)
Give it up FOOL!!! Just kidding although it does look a LITTLE gay to me. I'm just saying. :eek:

You calling Dog the Bounty Hunter Gay? :cool:

jplinville 07-17-2009 10:38 PM

don't quit your day job

Oracle12345 07-18-2009 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jplinville (Post 2249497)
don't quit your day job

x2

a high school kid could do something better

mgburg 07-18-2009 10:54 AM

I loved Question #11!!!

LOL!!!!

:thumbup1:

R Leo 07-18-2009 11:05 AM

[blink] is soooo lame [/blink]

iwrock 07-18-2009 01:35 PM

So.... Whats your rate for web design?

pawoSD 07-18-2009 01:59 PM

LOL...perhaps the most annoying web site on the internet!

powerpig 07-18-2009 03:00 PM

Wow! You guys are brutal! I said it had been a while since I used html. A little encouragement would be appreciated. Besides, it's not that bad.

tonkovich 07-18-2009 03:42 PM

if its a portal into your soul, i am very afraid. :eek:

The Clk Man 07-18-2009 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2249437)
You calling Dog the Bounty Hunter Gay? :cool:

Well, well, with a wife like his, he MUST be gay. :D

strelnik 07-18-2009 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2249861)
Wow! You guys are brutal! I said it had been a while since I used html. A little encouragement would be appreciated. Besides, it's not that bad.


Obviously you have all the basic know how.

If you guys are all so good, instead of making snarky comments, why not make a better one and just leave us the URL to critique it.

It's always easier to critique what you don't have to do.

Then you can say you and Bill O'Reilly have lots in common...

tbomachines 07-18-2009 08:13 PM

This site made me laugh!! Reminds me of the good ol' days when HTML was top of the line. That and things like hamsterdance :D

WVOtoGO 07-18-2009 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by strelnik (Post 2250027)
If you guys are all so good, instead of making snarky comments, why not make a better one and just leave us the URL to critique it.

It's always easier to critique what you don't have to do.

Get real.

Nobody is claiming to be better.

He posted his work, as well as: “Please let me know what you think...” on an open discussion board of an automobile forum.

Not on some forum for HTML experts and instructors. :rolleyes:


Ask - and ye shall receive.
He asked...

Oracle12345 07-18-2009 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WVOtoGO (Post 2250121)
Get real.

Nobody is claiming to be better.

He posted his work, as well as: “Please let me know what you think...” on an open discussion board of an automobile forum.

Not on some forum for HTML experts and instructors. :rolleyes:


Ask - and ye shall receive.
He asked...

agreed and I made websites for a living for sometime and can tell you a website like his would never fly.

tbomachines 07-18-2009 10:54 PM

I think you guys are taking this a little bit too seriously....

Oracle12345 07-18-2009 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by tbomachines (Post 2250143)
I think you guys are taking this a little bit too seriously....

the website is obivously for fun/practice, its a start but a long way to go....

pawoSD 07-19-2009 12:31 AM

Nothing beats the hamster dance....that was the best (and will always be) site of all time.

RichC 07-19-2009 10:59 AM


WVOtoGO 07-19-2009 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tbomachines (Post 2250143)
I think you guys are taking this a little bit too seriously....

:D
It may seem as such. But...

I can assure you, that after selling the company, the only thing we really take seriously around here is the last 45 feet of the approach to landing a helicopter.

Everything else is just beer, Jimmy Buffett and “…oh well…whatever…”.

:D

tankdriver 07-19-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strelnik (Post 2250027)
Obviously you have all the basic know how.

If you guys are all so good, instead of making snarky comments, why not make a better one and just leave us the URL to critique it.

It's always easier to critique what you don't have to do.

Given the Freddie Prinze picture, I don't think anyone took him seriously.

Hatterasguy 07-19-2009 05:21 PM

Now fill it up with Google adsense and maybe it will be a cult thing and buy you more cars.:D

powerpig 07-19-2009 06:04 PM

OK, I've taken your advice and built a much better site. Most of you should like this one much better.

http://havenworks.com/

R Leo 07-19-2009 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2250590)
OK, I've taken your advice and built a much better site. Most of you should like this one much better.

http://havenworks.com/

Mmmm, content rich!

WVOtoGO 07-19-2009 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by R Leo (Post 2250611)
Mmmm, content rich!

No kidding !! :eek:

I bet I could unlock the door to the Citation X and tell him to take a left when he steps inside.

He’d be cruising comfortably, half way around the world, before I’d even know where to begin on that site.

:D

The Clk Man 07-19-2009 08:12 PM

Dang, I just looked at your new site, and for some reason I burped up Kung Pow Chicken, and all I had to eat today was Bologna sandwiches. :eek::eek::eek:

WVOtoGO 07-19-2009 08:15 PM

Looks kind of like Walt Disney got his PHD in politics and then threw up.

:D

MBlovr 07-19-2009 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2250590)
OK, I've taken your advice and built a much better site. Most of you should like this one much better.

http://havenworks.com/

I like it better, lot's better. Though it is as somebody said it's content rich which is to say it's still too busy.

Dee8go 07-19-2009 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2250590)
OK, I've taken your advice and built a much better site. Most of you should like this one much better.

http://havenworks.com/

That's GREAT! I always did think the use of negative space was just plain stoopid . . . It's s bright and colorful!

Oracle12345 07-19-2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2250590)
OK, I've taken your advice and built a much better site. Most of you should like this one much better.

http://havenworks.com/

its better however like the previous one, a major problem, too busy and not organized well

http://www.eff.org/

is what it should be like

raslaje 07-20-2009 12:02 AM

I have no idea how much effort that took, maybe a lot, but I get the impression that you just stuck a lot of premade stuff together. Let's see some originality like maybe the Mercedes instrument panel, just the tach, where we can control the rpm with a key with associated sound effects.

Dee8go 07-20-2009 11:13 AM

Originality and creativity are sooooo over-rated. Those are just fine in my book.

raslaje 07-20-2009 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 2250968)
Originality and creativity are sooooo over-rated. Those are just fine in my book.

I'd soooooo respond to that but I can't think of anything.

Dee8go 07-20-2009 04:35 PM

You'll think of something. There's still time . . .

A264172 07-20-2009 05:29 PM

Better, but still, not enough icons.

powerpig 07-21-2009 07:43 PM

Now that you guys have totally sucked my self esteem out of me, I've decided to give it one more try. Thanks to those of your that did offer some encouragement.

http://kevinmichaels.exofire.net/kevinmichaels.swf

The Clk Man 07-21-2009 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2251911)
Now that you guys have totally sucked my self esteem out of me, I've decided to give it one more try. Thanks to those of your that did offer some encouragement.

http://kevinmichaels.exofire.net/kevinmichaels.swf

I've got my red eyes on you FOOL. :eek:

powerpig 07-21-2009 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 2251924)
I've got my red eyes on you FOOL. :eek:

Keep clicking around the site and you'll find some hidden pics of YO MAMA! :eek:

MBlovr 07-21-2009 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2251911)
Now that you guys have totally sucked my self esteem out of me, I've decided to give it one more try. Thanks to those of your that did offer some encouragement.

http://kevinmichaels.exofire.net/kevinmichaels.swf

Pretty cool.

Stretch 07-08-2011 01:58 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

MTI 07-08-2011 02:00 PM

Spambot

The Clk Man 07-08-2011 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerpig (Post 2251934)
Keep clicking around the site and you'll find some hidden pics of YO MAMA! :eek:

Did I hurt your bity feelings. :D:eek:

panZZer 07-08-2011 06:20 PM

You should send your resume to Craig Furgeson -your stuff will fit right in!

MTI 07-08-2011 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by panZZer (Post 2748829)
You should send your resume to Craig Furgeson -your stuff will fit right in!

What, as a writer for Sid?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzz...rabbit-lrg.png

and don't forget . . . CBS cares. ;)

SwampYankee 07-08-2011 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTI (Post 2748834)
What, as a writer for Sid?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzz...rabbit-lrg.png

and don't forget . . . CBS cares. ;)

His show is one of my guilty pleasures. Needless to say I don't watch it during its regular time slot, thank you DVR.

OMEGAMAN 07-08-2011 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 2249953)
Well, well, with a wife like his, he MUST be gay. :D

Maybe Dog is STRICTLY a boob man?

The Clk Man 07-08-2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OMEGAMAN (Post 2748896)
Maybe Dog is STRICTLY a boob man?

Are you? :D

powerpig 07-17-2011 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 2748918)
Are you? :D

You're the boob for replying to a thread that's over two years old! :cool:


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