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For men
hi, cars Vs women...choose!
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If you have the right woman there's no need to choose.
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Chad 2013 Jeep Unlimited Rubicon OBK#44 "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) SOLD 1985 300TD - Red Dragon 1986 300SDL - Coda 1991 - 300TE 1995 - E320 1985 300CD - Gladys 2006 Nissan Pathfinder LE 1998 Acura 3.0 CL |
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Both can be annoying, cantankerous, moody and wonderful...
Hmmm... both can be loyal or not. Both can fulfill your fantasies or leave you stranded. I love cars, but I will still pick women ![]()
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"I have no convictions ... I blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from Vichy" Current Monika '74 450 SL BrownHilda '79 280SL FoxyCleopatra '99 Chevy Suburban Scarlett 2014 Jeep Cherokee Krystal 2004 Volvo S60 Gone '74 Jeep CJ5 '97 Jeep ZJ Laredo Rudolf ‘86 300SDL Bruno '81 300SD Fritzi '84 BMW '92 Subaru '96 Impala SS '71 Buick GS conv '67 GTO conv '63 Corvair conv '57 Nomad ![]() |
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Chad 2013 Jeep Unlimited Rubicon OBK#44 "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) SOLD 1985 300TD - Red Dragon 1986 300SDL - Coda 1991 - 300TE 1995 - E320 1985 300CD - Gladys 2006 Nissan Pathfinder LE 1998 Acura 3.0 CL |
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good answer.....you can pass go and collect $200.00
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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Why not just pick women like Mistress, who already have the right cars? ![]() ![]()
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Strelnik Invest in America: Buy a Congressman! 1950 170SD 1951 Citroen 11BN 1953 Citroen 11BNF limo 1953 220a project 1959 180D 1960 190D 1960 Borgward Isabella TS 2dr 1983 240D daily driver 1983 380SL 1990 350SDL daily driver alt 3 x Citroen DS21M, down from 5 3 x Citroen 2CV, down from 6 |
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"I have no convictions ... I blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from Vichy" Current Monika '74 450 SL BrownHilda '79 280SL FoxyCleopatra '99 Chevy Suburban Scarlett 2014 Jeep Cherokee Krystal 2004 Volvo S60 Gone '74 Jeep CJ5 '97 Jeep ZJ Laredo Rudolf ‘86 300SDL Bruno '81 300SD Fritzi '84 BMW '92 Subaru '96 Impala SS '71 Buick GS conv '67 GTO conv '63 Corvair conv '57 Nomad ![]() |
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Because they are very rare.
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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out 1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out) 1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481) ![]() "The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care." |
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which makes them all the more sought after
![]() If you think that's hard to find, have you ever tried to find a woman over 25 who knows how to field strip an AK-47?
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Strelnik Invest in America: Buy a Congressman! 1950 170SD 1951 Citroen 11BN 1953 Citroen 11BNF limo 1953 220a project 1959 180D 1960 190D 1960 Borgward Isabella TS 2dr 1983 240D daily driver 1983 380SL 1990 350SDL daily driver alt 3 x Citroen DS21M, down from 5 3 x Citroen 2CV, down from 6 |
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http://www.corvetteactioncenter.com/forums/c4-general-discussion/117598-keep-her-kick-her-curb.html What right cars does she have? Nothing quick, from what I see. ![]() http://lingenfelter.com/vehicles/featured/lingenfelter-2006-c6-zo6-corvette-427-cid-twin-turbo-motor-trend-2007-shoot-out-ca
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If it has tires or a skirt, you're gonna have problems with it.
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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar. 83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 401,xxx miles 08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 26,xxx miles 88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress. 99 Mazda Miata 183,xxx miles. |
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Thanks for the post .so far this is my favorite>http://www.jamesmaybe.com/blog/2009/08/devil-in-the-details/
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I was hurt not too long ago so right now Mercedes is the only lady for me.
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I have no woman or Mercedes right now. Currently I have been looking harder for a Mercedes, so I am gonna say at this point in time the car wins.
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To quote Rodney Dangerfield: "Girls and cars are very much alike. How often is it on a cold morning, when you need 'em the most and they don't turn over?"
To quote my friend Fritz: "Girls and cars are a lot alike. A lot of them look great but they don't perform." At this point in my life, I have to agree on preferring the car. At least there's ultimately a logical solution to every problem...
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