Did you ever stop to notice?

[The Clk Man]

That every time you put your DVD player on pause, it looks like the person on the screen has Parkinson's Disease?

[kickstart111]

you might consider some store bought beer

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by kickstart111

you might consider some store bought beer

Well, well, well. I bet your dog's feet smell like Fritos. Thanks Sundog.

[sunedog]

de nada.

Everyone, drop what you're doing and go smell your dog's feet. Tell us if they smell like Frito's.

[Chas H]

I don't have a dog, so I smelled my own feet; which at my age is quite a feat. No smell like Fritos.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by sunedog

de nada.

Everyone, drop what you're doing and go smell your dog's feet. Tell us if they smell like Frito's.

That's the spirit man. When I read your sig, I smelled my dog's feet, and they DID smell like Fritos. I never laughed so hard in my life, thanks Sunedog.

[powerpig]

My wife has Parkinson's.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by powerpig

My wife has Parkinson's.

I am so sorry powerpig, I didn't mean to offend your lovely wife.

[powerpig]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

I am so sorry powerpig, I didn't mean to offend your lovely wife.

I bet you're feeling an awkward moment.

[Phil]

No! but this reminds me of a bumper sticker I've seen around here that says "did you ever stop to think and forget to start again"

[aklim]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

That every time you put your DVD player on pause, it looks like the person on the screen has Parkinson's Disease?

THE PLUS SIDE OF PARKINSON'S

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Annabel, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”



She asks “What?”



He replies “SEX!!!”



Annabel exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!”



“I know”, Howard says, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."



“Well, I can oblige”, says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.



Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard's manhood!



Furious, Annabel yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?”



Howard smiled and replied "Parkinson's!”

[aklim]

Originally Posted by sunedog

de nada.

Everyone, drop what you're doing and go smell your dog's feet. Tell us if they smell like Frito's.

Can I ask why you would even be sniffing your dog's feet? What else do you sniff?

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by aklim

THE PLUS SIDE OF PARKINSON'S

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Annabel, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”



She asks “What?”



He replies “SEX!!!”



Annabel exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!”



“I know”, Howard says, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."



“Well, I can oblige”, says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.



Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard's manhood!



Furious, Annabel yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?”



Howard smiled and replied "Parkinson's!”

[okyoureabeast]

My dog's feet doesn't smell like anything.

How 'bout that pork and sauerkraut?

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by okyoureabeast

My dog's feet doesn't smell like anything.

How 'bout that pork and sauerkraut?

is what I had for dinner last night.