Unbelievably giant turd leads to surprise for Chicago PD

[Can't Know]

Full story here.

Chicago police received a surprise this week when they reportedly found a three-year-old girl holding a handgun during a routine traffic stop.

You'll have to read the story for the details...

[Jim B.]

I'll be sure and check it out AFTER lunch. lolz

[Carleton Hughes]

His mother should have been arrested for naming him Queshawn.

[cmac2012]

Yeah, not sure giving a boy a name that starts with Que is a good idea. And that don't rhyme with cue or Kay.

[The Swede]

Whaddup Fatty!

[Can't Know]

Originally Posted by cmac2012

Yeah, not sure giving a boy a name that starts with Que is a good idea. And that don't rhyme with cue or Kay.

My guess is mom was going for "Key" and has a spelling deficiency. She could have just taken a shortcut and named him "Tirred."

[Carleton Hughes]

Originally Posted by Can't Know

My guess is mom was going for "Key" and has a spelling deficiency. She could have just taken a shortcut and named him "Tirred."

Our sable-hued brethren have always been trailblazers in grammar and spelling, refusing to be bound by convention.

I well recall a fellow student named Ke'nosha. We would always inquire about Ramblers and Nashes like "how's the Ambassador running". Used to really piss her off but she was too simple to get the references.

[Can't Know]

Originally Posted by PaulC

I hope that they plan to arrest the sporting goods store clerk who irresponsibly sold a gun to a three-year-old.

I'll assume you're joking?

[catmandoo62]

if they did the standard 3 day waiting period to check her record and it came back clean whats the problem!!it's chicago for gods sake.i'd definately want to be packin heat by age 5.