Elizabeth Edwards Senatorial Campaign Begins This Week

[BenzGirl]

Vote for Elizabeth Edwards! As the newest member of the exclusive scorned political wives club, Elizabeth Edwards, like founding member Hillary Clinton, has been handed an opportunity on a proverbial silver platter.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,391426,00.html

As the presumptive senator from North Carolina running on healthcare for all (except skinny little backstabbing sluts) she should be a shoe-in. And, she has the advantage of not only being a cancer survivor (the first time) but she has cancer again. It will be interesting to see how this unfolds!

In a related story, former Senator from North Carolina and presidential candidate (albeit lightweight) will start his new career as an MSNBC Political Commentator in election season 2020. (I figured it would take ten or twelve years for the shamed alá Gary Hart to wear off and him to be transfigured into a victim of the modern media).

I can't wait for this news conference! I bet it will be like Jimmy Swaggert on steroids or Madame Elizabeth in leather and latex sporting a riding crop and strap-on with submissive John naked, bound, ball-gagged, and leashed with soiled panties over his head. Either way, it will be good TV! And best of all, it eliminates him from a position in the Obama administration (or it elevates him in the name of diversity to the top of the list!)