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so who saw "ted"? opinions?
just saw this last night. I kinda enjoyed it once I decided I was in the mood for bathroom humor, until after the movie where I was going to say something complementary, and my GF beat me to the punch and said "that was without a doubt the worst movie Ive ever seen"
![]() Its definitely about as vulgar as it can get, but the premise was amusing, lots of cringeworth moments though. anyone else seen it? what did you think?
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Using a child's toy as a vehicle for raunchy humor just seems wrong. I haven't seen it, but is that the gist of it?
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I saw it with some friends and while it has some good parts, it made me realize I don't enjoy dirty movies as much as I thought. I give it an eh..
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its basically a celebrity has been commentary, but yes. The living teddybear was a international sensation when he popped to life, but as the narration puts it "sooner or later, everybody just doesn't give a ****" Then we fly to 25 years later, and Ted is a profane, boozing, drugging, whoring individual, who also happens to still be this teddy bear. I was impressed with how quickly you come to accept him as an individual though, and not as a novelty. It becomes second nature that Mark Wahlberg would be kicking back to discuss girls and life over some booze and pot with his longtime fuzzy friend. There are a lot of genuinely hilarious moments, but if you don't like or cant ignore bathroom humor, don't see it. There are also a lot of genuine cringe moments. I would have enjoyed it more watching it alone at home though. Fight sequence though, I loved that
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straight out of the bourne identity in its violence and intensity. Absolutely hilarious
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It sounds like its right up my alley.
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I'll watch something like that at home. The wife will, of course, be in another room, as she finds 10 year old bathroom humor distasteful.
Personally, I think she has no idea what she's talking about. LOL
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The BEST humor is the humor that you don't have to think about.
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Nothing sacred is my favorite flavor of humor.
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That's right, everything is equal opportunity when it comes to humor.
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I saw Ted once...or maybe twice.
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thought it was funny.
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