Help - the wife wants a Cadillac Escalade

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Anyone that can offer some suggestions for talking her OUT of considering it will be listened to. I told her I did not have any tools to work on something like that but she said she wants something BIG.
I want to kinda hold out and see what DC comes out with the turbodiesel. I have even considered taking her to test drive one of the Sprinter vans which, in my opinion would probably be alot better vehicle than the Escolade once you put an interior in it - sounds like another good project.