For when you next find yourself arguing on OD
 

Here are some excellent insults that will hopefully inspire you to greater heights.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1run1y/when_insults_had_class/

Some favorites:

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang

And of course, when someone gets under your skin

poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

Some more good ones:

Joke FITREP Bullets

"This officer's presence aboard my ship is depriving some village of its idiot."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

Well, if I get some, I'll know who it's from :eek:.

If you start arguing I'll just give you an infraction.

I have never banned a man, but I have watched many bannings with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow (kinda)

In many countries its throwing of a shoe at one to gesture an insult ,or is it waving it around so you smell the aroma of ones foot odor ,I forget.

Not even a "dont taz my bro" when that guy was taken out of the room .

-starts waving the ban stick-

I'm watching you, always watching.....

Move right along to INSIDIOUS, nothing to see here...

Arguing? Seriously? No one argues around here because they would first have to admit the other guy had some sort of point :D

Ca-ching! :D