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Old 03-03-2014, 11:26 PM
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For when you next find yourself arguing on OD

Here are some excellent insults that will hopefully inspire you to greater heights.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1run1y/when_insults_had_class/

Some favorites:

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang

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Old 03-03-2014, 11:31 PM
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And of course, when someone gets under your skin

poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest
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Old 03-04-2014, 12:02 AM
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Some more good ones:

Joke FITREP Bullets

"This officer's presence aboard my ship is depriving some village of its idiot."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
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Old 03-04-2014, 12:02 AM
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And of course, when someone gets under your skin

poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest
Well, if I get some, I'll know who it's from .
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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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Old 03-04-2014, 12:11 AM
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If you start arguing I'll just give you an infraction.
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Old 03-04-2014, 12:16 AM
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If you start arguing I'll just give you an infraction.
I have never banned a man, but I have watched many bannings with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow (kinda)
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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:07 PM
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In many countries its throwing of a shoe at one to gesture an insult ,or is it waving it around so you smell the aroma of ones foot odor ,I forget.
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:42 PM
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Old 03-04-2014, 03:09 PM
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Not even a "dont taz my bro" when that guy was taken out of the room .
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Old 03-04-2014, 07:51 PM
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Old 03-05-2014, 09:59 PM
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I have never banned a man, but I have watched many bannings with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow (kinda)
-starts waving the ban stick-

I'm watching you, always watching.....
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-starts waving the ban stick-

I'm watching you, always watching.....
Move right along to INSIDIOUS, nothing to see here...
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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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Old 03-05-2014, 10:03 PM
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If you start arguing I'll just give you an infraction.
Arguing? Seriously? No one argues around here because they would first have to admit the other guy had some sort of point
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Old 03-05-2014, 10:27 PM
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Arguing? Seriously? No one argues around here because they would first have to admit the other guy had some sort of point
Ca-ching!

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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."
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