Here are some excellent insults that will hopefully inspire you to greater heights.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1run1y/when_insults_had_class/

Some favorites:

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang

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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes

1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."