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The Clk Man 08-28-2014 11:01 AM

I'll Tell You What.
 
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D

MTI 08-28-2014 11:46 AM

http://www.frugallivingnw.com/wp-con...elle-wipes.jpg

Jim B. 08-28-2014 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 3379126)
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D

Well, what about trading her in for one of those leetle Chihuahua dogz that yaps and yaps and runs around in circles, bites your ankle and then pees all over your living room rug?

Nome sayin' ? :D

Jim B. 08-28-2014 12:03 PM

Hunh?
 
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Originally Posted by MTI (Post 3379140)



"Doc, I gotta REAL problem here, I ate a bad hot dog and got really really sick, I mean, like BAAAD. You help me out here?"


Doc: "Sure, I know *JUST* the thing. Here----- have another hot dog!"

Simpler=Better 08-28-2014 12:06 PM

Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil

Jim B. 08-28-2014 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Simpler=Better (Post 3379161)
Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil

Not a bad idea: Why not *LEAVE* it there? ***








***(No more "danger of breakthrough unless multiple folded!") :P:cool:

TwitchKitty 08-28-2014 12:22 PM

A sensitive, delicate and refined lass wiping her mouth with TP after she eats poop.

P.C. 08-28-2014 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 3379126)
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D

Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...

P.C. 08-28-2014 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Simpler=Better (Post 3379161)
Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil

We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...

Simpler=Better 08-28-2014 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TwitchKitty (Post 3379175)
A sensitive, delicate and refined lass wiping her mouth with TP after she eats poop.

Quote:

Originally Posted by P.C. (Post 3379192)
Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...

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Originally Posted by P.C. (Post 3379193)
We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...

Hahaha that's a doge all right!

jake12tech 08-28-2014 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 3379126)
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D

I HATE the puppy stage...

elchivito 08-28-2014 06:19 PM

No you aren't.

barry12345 08-28-2014 08:21 PM

Easy to solve. Stop using toilet tissue. :D

The Clk Man 08-28-2014 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jake12tech (Post 3379213)
I HATE the puppy stage...

She's not a puppy, that old bag is probably 5 or 6 years old. :D

catmandoo62 08-28-2014 09:49 PM

there is the big debate on toilet paper over the front or out the back.i have found most pet owners go out the back to keep the animals from grabbing the paper and pulling

barry12345 08-28-2014 09:53 PM

Our dog has something for used Kleenex tissues. Given an opportunity he will grab one and rip it up. The dog has no taste in my opinion.

I will not let him read this thread though as conceivably he might start on toilet tissue as well. It may just be something that has not crossed his mind yet and I would hate to encourage him.:D

Seriously though you could mount the roll holder higher as a solution. Just making sure nobody leaves the toilet tissue drooping down low enough for the dog to grab it. Or purchase one of those typical dispensors of postage stamp sized toilet tissues you have to struggle to get one out of in old commercial establishments restrooms.

The Clk Man 08-31-2014 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by barry12345 (Post 3379344)
Easy to solve. Stop using toilet tissue. :D

what about using mateless socks? :D

Txjake 08-31-2014 10:39 PM

How about not letting the dog in the bathroom?

barry12345 09-02-2014 09:32 PM

Actually a fair percentage of the world occupants do not use toilet paper. It just is not sanitary enough in hot climates. I try not to shake hands with members of those cultures.:D

You could start gradually with say toilet paper free Tuesdays. Kind of your own seven step withdrawl program.

No more sitting there making an occasional executive decision yourself if there is enough paper left on the roll to attempt using it as well. If the cardboard is not quite visable do you take a chance? Fully cognizant of the fact you are only going to get a half assed job or worse at best. The empty rolls in the waste baskets never having any paper left on them possibly indicates this decision is thrust upon many at times.


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