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Old 08-28-2014, 11:01 AM
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If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head.
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Old 08-28-2014, 11:59 AM
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If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head.
Well, what about trading her in for one of those leetle Chihuahua dogz that yaps and yaps and runs around in circles, bites your ankle and then pees all over your living room rug?

Nome sayin' ?
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:03 PM
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:06 PM
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Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:12 PM
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Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:22 PM
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A sensitive, delicate and refined lass wiping her mouth with TP after she eats poop.
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If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head.
Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...
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Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil
We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...
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Old 08-28-2014, 01:37 PM
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Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...
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We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...
Hahaha that's a doge all right!
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Old 08-28-2014, 01:42 PM
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If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head.
I HATE the puppy stage...
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Old 08-28-2014, 06:19 PM
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Easy to solve. Stop using toilet tissue.
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Old 08-28-2014, 09:26 PM
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I HATE the puppy stage...
She's not a puppy, that old bag is probably 5 or 6 years old.
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there is the big debate on toilet paper over the front or out the back.i have found most pet owners go out the back to keep the animals from grabbing the paper and pulling
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