If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head.

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"Doc, I gotta REAL problem here, I ate a bad hot dog and got really really sick, I mean, like BAAAD. You help me out here?"


Doc: "Sure, I know *JUST* the thing. Here----- have another hot dog!"

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Well, what about trading her in for one of those leetle Chihuahua dogz that yaps and yaps and runs around in circles, bites your ankle and then pees all over your living room rug?

Nome sayin' ?

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2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil

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Not a bad idea: Why not *LEAVE* it there? ***








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1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

A sensitive, delicate and refined lass wiping her mouth with TP after she eats poop.

We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...

Hahaha that's a doge all right!

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Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...

I HATE the puppy stage...

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She's not a puppy, that old bag is probably 5 or 6 years old.

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Our dog has something for used Kleenex tissues. Given an opportunity he will grab one and rip it up. The dog has no taste in my opinion.

I will not let him read this thread though as conceivably he might start on toilet tissue as well. It may just be something that has not crossed his mind yet and I would hate to encourage him.

Seriously though you could mount the roll holder higher as a solution. Just making sure nobody leaves the toilet tissue drooping down low enough for the dog to grab it. Or purchase one of those typical dispensors of postage stamp sized toilet tissues you have to struggle to get one out of in old commercial establishments restrooms.

No you aren't.

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Easy to solve. Stop using toilet tissue.