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The Clk Man 08-28-2014 11:01 AM
I'll Tell You What.
 
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D

MTI 08-28-2014 11:46 AM
http://www.frugallivingnw.com/wp-con...elle-wipes.jpg

Jim B. 08-28-2014 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 3379126)
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D
Well, what about trading her in for one of those leetle Chihuahua dogz that yaps and yaps and runs around in circles, bites your ankle and then pees all over your living room rug?

Nome sayin' ? :D

Jim B. 08-28-2014 12:03 PM
Hunh?
 
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Originally Posted by MTI (Post 3379140)


"Doc, I gotta REAL problem here, I ate a bad hot dog and got really really sick, I mean, like BAAAD. You help me out here?"


Doc: "Sure, I know *JUST* the thing. Here----- have another hot dog!"

Simpler=Better 08-28-2014 12:06 PM
Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil

Jim B. 08-28-2014 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Simpler=Better (Post 3379161)
Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil
Not a bad idea: Why not *LEAVE* it there? ***








***(No more "danger of breakthrough unless multiple folded!") :P:cool:

TwitchKitty 08-28-2014 12:22 PM
A sensitive, delicate and refined lass wiping her mouth with TP after she eats poop.

P.C. 08-28-2014 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 3379126)
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D
Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...

P.C. 08-28-2014 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Simpler=Better (Post 3379161)
Wrap some aluminum foil in the TP roll, one wind under the surface. She *should* hate the way it feels on her teeth and stop.

Keep an eye on her though, in case she just stries to eat the aluminum foil
We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...

Simpler=Better 08-28-2014 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TwitchKitty (Post 3379175)
A sensitive, delicate and refined lass wiping her mouth with TP after she eats poop.
Quote:
Originally Posted by P.C. (Post 3379192)
Look at this way - If she's swallowing some of the paper, she may be developing a self-wiping feature...
Quote:
Originally Posted by P.C. (Post 3379193)
We once had a Samoyed who showed no boundaries in filching food, even partially consuming tin foil. An x-ray of her intestinal tract after those events would have been pretty interesting...
Hahaha that's a doge all right!

jake12tech 08-28-2014 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by The Clk Man (Post 3379126)
If my female pug doesn't stop tearing toilet paper off of the roll and chewing it into 10,000 pieces, I am going to bust a Fred Flintstone bump on her head. :D
I HATE the puppy stage...

elchivito 08-28-2014 06:19 PM
No you aren't.

barry12345 08-28-2014 08:21 PM
Easy to solve. Stop using toilet tissue. :D

The Clk Man 08-28-2014 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jake12tech (Post 3379213)
I HATE the puppy stage...
She's not a puppy, that old bag is probably 5 or 6 years old. :D

catmandoo62 08-28-2014 09:49 PM
there is the big debate on toilet paper over the front or out the back.i have found most pet owners go out the back to keep the animals from grabbing the paper and pulling


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