The NSA is keeping us safe, I have proof (non-political)
 

This really is not a political post so I am putting it here so more can see.

So today my mom called me from Walmart and asked if there was anything else I needed for my dorm. I said a lamp would be nice, so she bought me a lamp, or so she thought.

She dropped it off a few hours ago and I opened the box eager to set it up and this is what I saw:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...be2b08a606c23e

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...06ac11313199be

So what, may you ask, is actually inside the box?
A communist-made mass lighting device in the colors of the ISIS flag.

Abuse. Trending towards a Police state.
 

Solution: Defund and dissolve it.

So whats in the boxxxx?

Did they remove the lamp or something or?

I'd be pissed. Really guys ITS A LAMP FROM WALMART.

I see you're having trouble telling the difference between TSA and NSA. Let me help you with that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency

But rest assured the NSA has recorded and will likely keep in perpetuity the purchase of the lamp, including how, where it was sent and from who.
Just a little bit more data in the profile having to do with you and/or your mom to be kept in one of the NSA data centers in case they might need it.

It's not a matter of the tape. Don't you see "contains hidden microphone" written in microprint on the box?

Grab some Philips LED bulbs frome HD-you won't look back :)

I hear they have cameras in them too. and FLIR system!

Yes, a typo on my part. I knew what I was talking about, I promise!

But the NSA and the TSA are affiliate organizations.