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Old 09-09-2014, 01:48 AM
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The NSA is keeping us safe, I have proof (non-political)

This really is not a political post so I am putting it here so more can see.

So today my mom called me from Walmart and asked if there was anything else I needed for my dorm. I said a lamp would be nice, so she bought me a lamp, or so she thought.

She dropped it off a few hours ago and I opened the box eager to set it up and this is what I saw:




So what, may you ask, is actually inside the box?
A communist-made mass lighting device in the colors of the ISIS flag.
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Old 09-09-2014, 05:36 AM
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Abuse. Trending towards a Police state.

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Old 09-09-2014, 12:27 PM
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So whats in the boxxxx?

Did they remove the lamp or something or?

I'd be pissed. Really guys ITS A LAMP FROM WALMART.
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Old 09-09-2014, 12:35 PM
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The NSA is keeping us safe, I have proof (non-political)
I see you're having trouble telling the difference between TSA and NSA. Let me help you with that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency
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Old 09-09-2014, 12:57 PM
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But rest assured the NSA has recorded and will likely keep in perpetuity the purchase of the lamp, including how, where it was sent and from who.
Just a little bit more data in the profile having to do with you and/or your mom to be kept in one of the NSA data centers in case they might need it.
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Old 09-09-2014, 02:53 PM
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It's not a matter of the tape. Don't you see "contains hidden microphone" written in microprint on the box?
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Old 09-09-2014, 04:07 PM
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Old 09-09-2014, 04:09 PM
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I hear they have cameras in them too. and FLIR system!
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Old 09-09-2014, 04:47 PM
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I see you're having trouble telling the difference between TSA and NSA. Let me help you with that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency
Yes, a typo on my part. I knew what I was talking about, I promise!

But the NSA and the TSA are affiliate organizations.
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