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Zulfiqar 04-02-2020 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4027814)
I have first hand knowledge of a fortune 500 company that has placed two davids in positions of authority. On the minimum, their management decisions have cost the company millions. If only the shareholders had a clue.....

Interesting!

so an F500 company should not hire davids.

should they ask a shaman or an ouija board?

merc lover 04-02-2020 03:15 PM

I was sitting in the office of a trade school speaking with the recruiter. She asked me what I did for a living and I told her about the now-bankrupt corporation. She said, funny, her boyfriend just happened to be one of the high ups in the same company and that he worked at corporate headquarters.

He called her one day and said, "Honey, I'm thinking about selling our stock, I don't think we are going to make it".

She: "Have you been out to visit any of your stores????"

He: "No"

She: "Well, if you had visited your stores you would find out that you have to send up a flare just to get any sales help - worst customer service on the planet".

I had to laugh, another story about yet another MAN (who just happened to be one of the brass) who was a proven (are you ready???) I-D-I-O-T.

merc lover 04-02-2020 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Zulfiqar (Post 4028180)
Interesting!

so an F500 company should not hire davids.

should they ask a shaman or an ouija board?

You just don't know the half of it. These two have single handedly caused more financial trauma on the business than a thousand men could ever hope to inflict. Sadly, both the brass and the investors are totally clueless about what goes on when it comes to direct interface to the customers. They must live on another planet.

Total morons with total moronic business ideas that they turned into reality which is really hosing the company on about ten different levels. Tell you what, I'll reserve the Davids of this world for your business.

Good luck.

davidmash 04-02-2020 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028176)
A top New York investment firm broker offering to sell ten million worth of stock in a defunct, bankrupt company sounds a little strange. It certainly did when he called me. I now believe he was concerned about getting sued by the investors he had steered into buying stock.

When a man makes a major bad financial decision, he becomes desperate and desperate men tend to do desperate things. Sadly, neither he nor his investors had taken one hour of their precious lives to step one foot into the 500+ retail stores to see first hand that both sales and customer service was NON-EXISTENT.

Men.

You just can't put the shovel down can you?

davidmash 04-02-2020 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028184)
You just don't know the half of it. These two have single handedly caused more financial trauma on the business than a thousand men could ever hope to inflict. Sadly, both the brass and the investors are totally clueless about what goes on when it comes to direct interface to the customers. They must live on another planet.

Total morons with total moronic business ideas that they turned into reality which is really hosing the company on about ten different levels. Tell you what, I'll reserve the Davids of this world for your business.

Good luck.

David Geffen

merc lover 04-02-2020 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by davidmash (Post 4028209)
David Geffen


There is always the lone ranger. All I know is the screwing this particular business has taken at the hands of the two Davids is beyond comprehension. They simply aren't watching the store.

davidmash 04-02-2020 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028219)
There is always the lone ranger. All I know is the screwing this particular business has taken at the hands of the two Davids is beyond comprehension. They simply aren't watching the store.

Right, because he is the only one. You are a complete moron.

Dudesky 04-02-2020 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by davidmash (Post 4026141)
You should go to a country with Marshal law. You have a habit of making comments on topics of which you have absolutely no knowledge.

You his mentor?

Zulfiqar 04-02-2020 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028184)
You just don't know the half of it. These two have single handedly caused more financial trauma on the business than a thousand men could ever hope to inflict. Sadly, both the brass and the investors are totally clueless about what goes on when it comes to direct interface to the customers. They must live on another planet.

Total morons with total moronic business ideas that they turned into reality which is really hosing the company on about ten different levels. Tell you what, I'll reserve the Davids of this world for your business.

Good luck.

Interesting!!

so you rest the failure on "names"

so the people who dont like 45 - should also hate the cartoon character donald duck?

OR

if someone had a girlfreind called mercedes and she broke up - then the someone should never buy a mercedes benz automobile?

merc lover 04-02-2020 05:56 PM

in reality it is FIVE ITEMS:

1. Name
2. Birth Order
3. Astrological Sign
4. Psychological profile test (are they the right candidate psychologically?)
5. Job Fit test (will they enjoy doing the job?)

Strangely, this company regularly uses #4 and #5 (these testing companies charge by the job applicant - big bucks $$$$$$$$) but they don't have a clue as to items #1, #2 and #3. As a matter of fact, 98% of businesses haven't figured out that #1, #2 and #3 are ever bit as important as #4 and #5. And, in my experience, most companies strictly "hire by the seat of their pants" which is why they get the results they get.

This is why the peter principal works so well. Dummies bossing dummies bossing other dummies.


Perfect.

merc lover 04-02-2020 05:58 PM

For those NOT in the know, psychological profile testing is in constant development by some of the nation's top universities as well as various private companies. IT IS BIG BUSINESS AND BIG BUCKS $$$$$$$

Dubyagee 04-02-2020 06:21 PM

What am I reading here?

davidmash 04-02-2020 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028288)
in reality it is FIVE ITEMS:

1. Name
2. Birth Order
3. Astrological Sign
4. Psychological profile test (are they the right candidate psychologically?)
5. Job Fit test (will they enjoy doing the job?)

Strangely, this company regularly uses #4 and #5 (these testing companies charge by the job applicant - big bucks $$$$$$$$) but they don't have a clue as to items #1, #2 and #3. As a matter of fact, 98% of businesses haven't figured out that #1, #2 and #3 are ever bit as important as #4 and #5. And, in my experience, most companies strictly "hire by the seat of their pants" which is why they get the results they get.

This is why the peter principal works so well. Dummies bossing dummies bossing other dummies.


Perfect.

Yea ... 1-3 are the important things. Good grief. Your village called. I told them we adopted you.

davidmash 04-02-2020 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028289)
For those NOT in the know, psychological profile testing is in constant development by some of the nation's top universities as well as various private companies. IT IS BIG BUSINESS AND BIG BUCKS $$$$$$$

You should donate time to them. They could learn a lot.

merc lover 04-02-2020 08:30 PM

Your attitude is one reason why we see morons hiring morons who then hire other morons.



Perfect.

tbomachines 04-02-2020 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028288)
in reality it is FIVE ITEMS:

1. Name
2. Birth Order
3. Astrological Sign
4. Psychological profile test (are they the right candidate psychologically?)
5. Job Fit test (will they enjoy doing the job?)

Strangely, this company regularly uses #4 and #5 (these testing companies charge by the job applicant - big bucks $$$$$$$$) but they don't have a clue as to items #1, #2 and #3. As a matter of fact, 98% of businesses haven't figured out that #1, #2 and #3 are ever bit as important as #4 and #5. And, in my experience, most companies strictly "hire by the seat of their pants" which is why they get the results they get.

This is why the peter principal works so well. Dummies bossing dummies bossing other dummies.


Perfect.

2/10 troll. Like I said you can do better...

davidmash 04-02-2020 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028385)
Your attitude is one reason why we see morons hiring morons who then hire other morons.



Perfect.

I am a moron because I do not believe that a persons name, birth order and astrological sign mean anything?

You truly have absolutely no idea how nucking futs you are. You are a pathological liar who has been caught so many times that a super computer would be needed to keep track. You have lost your grip on reality as evidenced by the bat chit crazy conspiracies you cling to.

The fact that you think I am a moron I will wear as a badge of honor. The day you think I am normal is the day I check my self in for physiological evaluation.

Zulfiqar 04-03-2020 01:19 PM

nice!!

this is good entertainment during this stay home order.

So back to business - name and astrology are top choice in resource selection, can you decode mine for me?

I wonder what you do for a living merc_lover or whatever your name actually is. :D


btw - you didnt answer me if you actually ever lived in real enforced martial law

merc lover 04-03-2020 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Zulfiqar (Post 4028680)
nice!!

this is good entertainment during this stay home order.

So back to business - name and astrology are top choice in resource selection, can you decode mine for me?

I wonder what you do for a living merc_lover or whatever your name actually is. :D


btw - you didnt answer me if you actually ever lived in real enforced martial law


We all live it everyday of the week. Just look around, cops arresting people for gatherings of more than ten people, first amendment freedom of assembly protections gone for good.

Zulfiqar 04-03-2020 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028708)
We all live it everyday of the week. Just look around, cops arresting people for gatherings of more than ten people, first amendment freedom of assembly protections gone for good.

so you categorically are claiming that you actually have not lived in real applied martial law then why make this thread?

and btw - where does my name stand in your thesis of name, birthsign and astrology when hiring a person for work.

merc lover 04-03-2020 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Zulfiqar (Post 4028723)
so you categorically are claiming that you actually have not lived in real applied martial law then why make this thread?

and btw - where does my name stand in your thesis of name, birthsign and astrology when hiring a person for work.


Occupied. National Guard, Police, standing troops in our midst. They have a gun which means they are the boss.

merc lover 04-03-2020 03:48 PM

sixty-nine four and a half star ratings for the book on amazon.com I know I am not giving my copy up any time soon. I can't count the times it has saved my bacon with business relationships.

Once I get the feeling and check out their name/birth order/astrological sign/psychological testing profile that a potential business associate may not work out well, I demur and cut him/her loose so they can go screw up someone else's world. This alone has saved me millions of dollars in both time and money.



https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Universe-Names-Dynamic-Interplay/dp/1585675946/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=The+secret+universe+of+names&qid=1585943253&sr=8-1

vwnate1 04-03-2020 05:21 PM

No Surprise
 
...that husky man once again demurs when asked any specific question .

That's because he's a friendless paranoiac who has to MAKE UP THINGS to support his wild fantasies .

davidmash 04-03-2020 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Zulfiqar (Post 4028680)
nice!!

this is good entertainment during this stay home order.

So back to business - name and astrology are top choice in resource selection, can you decode mine for me?

I wonder what you do for a living merc_lover or whatever your name actually is. :D


btw - you didnt answer me if you actually ever lived in real enforced martial law

Quote:

Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028708)
We all live it everyday of the week. Just look around, cops arresting people for gatherings of more than ten people, first amendment freedom of assembly protections gone for good.

That would be a no.

davidmash 04-03-2020 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028738)
sixty-nine four and a half star ratings for the book on amazon.com I know I am not giving my copy up any time soon. I can't count the times it has saved my bacon with business relationships.

Once I get the feeling and check out their name/birth order/astrological sign/psychological testing profile that a potential business associate may not work out well, I demur and cut him/her loose so they can go screw up someone else's world. This alone has saved me millions of dollars in both time and money.



https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Universe-Names-Dynamic-Interplay/dp/1585675946/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=The+secret+universe+of+names&qid=1585943253&sr=8-1

Saved you millions? In your freaking dreams. You could not get a million in Monopoly money.

merc lover 04-03-2020 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by davidmash (Post 4028852)
Saved you millions? In your freaking dreams. You could not get a million in Monopoly money.


It's real simple; when a "David" applies for a job with my company, I place his job application in file 13. Next.

Zulfiqar 04-03-2020 11:04 PM

File 13 because you beleive in superstitious value of the number 13?

So if you were stopped by a cop whose name is david and was born on a friday which was also a 13th.

You probably would wet your trousers.

Epic..


Btw, please decode my name for me, i want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Zulfiqar 04-03-2020 11:08 PM

After going through this comedy

I think I can relate to neil degrasse tyson's surprise when he encounters flat earth society folks.

INSIDIOUS 04-03-2020 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JB3 (Post 4026497)
I was ignoring this, but when you quote a title of a book and say "marshall" instead of "martial" yet again, as if the book itself is making the same mistake, I have to say something. Marshall is a name.

Use the correct word if you want to be taken seriously

you want brutal ... try marital law !

vwnate1 04-04-2020 12:46 PM

Another False Notch
 
...In husky man's belt ~ now he's the owner of a corporation....

Someone should go through his older emails and add up all his claimed jobs, professions and claims of expertise .

A real renaissance man for a mental defective compulsive liar .

oldsinner111 04-04-2020 01:09 PM

found it 3 years ago,Jade Helm. they used wal marts to round up citizens for termination

davidmash 04-04-2020 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by merc lover (Post 4028959)
It's real simple; when a "David" applies for a job with my company, I place his job application in file 13. Next.

You have never owned a company. You have never hired people. Such incompetence would never be tolerated or condoned.

davidmash 04-04-2020 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by oldsinner111 (Post 4029234)
found it 3 years ago,Jade Helm. they used wal marts to round up citizens for termination

Wut..???

vwnate1 04-04-2020 01:33 PM

Jade Helm
 
Prolly what caused the mental midgets in Texas to flip out a few years ago :

https://www.imdb.com/find?q=Jade+Helm&ref_=nv_sr_sm


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