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04-30-2025, 09:50 PM
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Questions I want to ask my dogs.
Ruby (Chihuahua) - why do you have to walk under the small stairs on your way back to the couch? Does not matter where she is coming from, she always walks under they small stairs we have in front of the windows for our elderly cats so they can get out the window to the sun room.
Leroy (blue Heeler) - You are the smartest dog I have ever had. You learn things instantly yet you cannot control yourself when you see another animal. What in the actual phk? I watch Jurasic park and you want to kill the T-Rex.. GEICO Gecko, same thing. Why? Harper (Catahoula Leopard Dog) - You start out on the floror on your very comfy bed with 2 blankets yet every morning, you force me to move over to lay on the bed after Ms Mash leas for work. You will only sleep on my side and it has to be on the edge of the bed by my feet. Why? There is a whole half of the bed that is wide open. What is wrong with that side? Harper and Ruby - why do you turn around before you pee and poop? Its like youre circling the target before you drop your load. Very weird. All of you...why do you have to turn around 3 or 4 times before you lay down? Is it like the pee thing? Cant think of anything else right now but these are definitely things I would like to ask.
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05-01-2025, 02:20 PM
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I always wanted to ask my Samoyed, who was a complete nightmare to brush, bathe, dry and brush again, what compelled her to then immediately run outside and roll in dog poo...
Was it a brilliant act of passive-aggression?
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05-02-2025, 06:18 AM
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There’s this thing called fluent pet. It’s buttons that dogs can press to verbalize their thoughts, well, needs really. Some people claim their pets have been able to string words together.
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05-07-2025, 05:21 PM
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They know what they want and how to get it...love em!
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05-08-2025, 06:08 PM
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Definitely. Ours have us wrapped around their paws.
There are memes.out there with something to the effect of I have two full time servants, chef, full health care, retirement fund and chauffeur....ask me for more financial advice. That's our home to a tee.
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Sent from an agnostic abacus 2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD** - With out god, life is everything. - God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson - You can pray for me, I'll think for you. - When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
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