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05-09-2003, 10:19 PM
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I am a sexist pig
A joke I enjoyed...
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works, "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it." The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs. The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors... So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight". The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman. Come on, it isn't that bad, is it? 
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#2
05-10-2003, 12:21 AM
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he he he he he
 my GF will probably hit me if i tell her that joke. but i'll take the chance
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05-10-2003, 02:20 AM
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LOL
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#4
05-24-2003, 04:58 PM
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Its not sexist...
Its the truth. Its their problem if they cant handle the truth.
Am I the only one who instantly thought of "A Few Good Men" and the courtroom scene when I read that? (the line above.)
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#5
05-25-2003, 07:24 AM
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"You want answers?"
"I WANT THE TRUTH!" "You can't handle the truth!"
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#6
05-27-2003, 06:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA..... Nice one!!!
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