caption contest, good-ole redneck goof

come on now, a free tin of skoal goes to the best caption.



proof positive that toothpaste was invented in alabama.

anywhere else, and it would have been known as teeth-paste

[Snibble]

A southerner poking fun at another fellow southerner... tsk tsk tsk

[Frank X. Morris]

Howdy ThrillBilly,
Look Ma I don't got to open my mouth to spit my wad

whats a hillbilly girl say after sex?

stop it, get off me dad, you crushing my marlboros!




my dads reply when i told him i wanted to marry my girlfriend the virgin:

he!!, if she aint even good enough for her own kin, she aint good enough for us!

[jassz]

"Uncle Tham wanths YOU! Travel to exthiting new plathes, meet loths of new people... den, da bethst part, shoot dem! Enlithst today and retheive a lifetime thupply to Thkoal. Exthellent medical and DENTAL benifiths."

Let me know if I win

[Kuan]

All I want for Christmas is my tin of Skoal, a tin of Skoal...