So a man walks into the doctor, and...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030828/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_penis_2

That would really ruin the day!

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"Mr. Ralls was not informed that he was going to wake up and not have a penis," Briley said.


I wonder how he found out, if they told him, or he went to the washroom/to adjust himself, and then...

They are going to have to give a lot more than that for this loss

During the days when I was working in Thailand, I read regularly in the papers that some jealous wives had amputated the husbands' private part due to his relationsheip with other women. Many Thai men have second wives(unofficial)The hospitals in Bangkok did a tremendous job of re-attaching the penises back to their righful owners. One true story I will never forget and I am sure many people in Bangkok still remember it! The jealous wife, as usual, cut the husband's penis while he was asleep. After cutting, she threw the part out of the window. A neighbor's hungry duck thought it was food from heaven and swallowed it. The screaming, bleeding husband and the scared wife went chasing after the duck. After catching it, they brought the duck to the hospital hoped for re-attachment That's how the story got out! True story!!! Never did find out whether he had his manhood back this time

I bet he was pissed off.

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haha!

I'm sure there's a rude limerick in there...

There was a story a few years ago about an RCMP member getting his private parts lopped off and then reattached-- I can't remember any of the details to the story except the headline: Member's Member Re-Membered :p

I like the limerick idea. Any poets out there?

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Interesting that the story orginated in " Bangkok"!

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