Uh, say honey, got a second?.
..I just wanted to say "I Love You!" and that your diet really looks like its paying off, and you were right about sending our Dog to those Petco classes, I think in another year he'll be able to read and I dont mind if he poops in our bed in the middle of the night..
Uhhh... I just need this uhh.....one favor...
Remember how I said I never will waste money on cars again?
I saw a beautiful 85 300D at lunchtime at the Mall. I just need a Paint Job, and i'll put it on the Credit Card we use for home repairs and vacations, could you gimme it for a few days?
I'll never buy anything again Honey, I swear!!!
The paintjob? Oh it will cost maybe 600 or give and take a few..uhhhnm hundred... bucks, honey.
But remember I fixed the 2 lawnmowers this summer and saved us $600 and I painted the house in 100 heat and saved us another $1000.... I swear honey, this is the LAST THING I will ever do to my car...I mean we can always postpone that vacation we've been dying to take for another year--uhhh --I mean, we've already waited like 8 years, whats another year?
Oh yeah , and I will take the dog out for a walk right now like I PROMISE to do every night in the winter...Could you think it over honey?
Oh yeah,also while I have the Credit Card, I will need some 400 grit sandpaper at Sears, and while I'm there can I pick up another Platinum Series Torque Wrench and I gotta hope on line so I can get that super 2% discount on those Floormats for my Mercedes and a new Stereo--just some, like, essential stuff, you know I promise I wont waste any money---

Come on Fido, daddy loves you....