A lonely man walks into an adult novelty store to find a friend for the evening. He walks to the front counter and declares to the clerk, "I would like to purchase a blow-up doll."

The clerk sya, "Okay, but we have a large variety. Would you like a black one or white one?"

The lonely man says "I'll go with the white one."

Clerk : Would you like long hair or short hair? Thin or fat?

Lonely man : Long hair, and thin.

Clerk : Would you like Muslim or Protestant?

Lonely man : What does that have to do with anything?

Clerk : The Muslim one blows itself up!

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