A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink,the barkeep scowls at him and says,"we don't serve ropes here,buddy,take a powder".

Dejected,the rope leaves but has an idea,he ties himself into a knot and frays the ends,looking very sloppy.

He goes back into the bar,orders a drink,the bartender looks at him for a moment and asks,"hey,you ain't one of them rope guys,are ya"?

Rope replies,"no,I'm afraid not".

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