My dear Mr. Mountainbiker: Your particular vehicle contains over 55 different relays, modules, systems and devices, where one or more could be causing your no run condition. Unless you were a very polished knowledable and experienced mechanic, dont do anything yourself, Im sorry. Just one electrical mistake can end up costing you thousands more to fix. You need a cracker jack mechanic right away....
Dave R....
32 years master mechanic....All the trades....