I just want to hear the conversation with the insurance agent.


Um, it's like this you see. I was just driving my enzo around the corner at a leasierly pace and this tree jumped out grabed the car off the road and beat the crap out of it. Never seen anything like it. I'm lucky to be alive.

Have I been drinking? No of course not. Why would you ask?


Oh, never heard of a tree grabing a car huh? Well it happened just the way I told you. I swear.

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