he is my hero for all 100 of these reasons...
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

WOW

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.