Years ago I read a column by Peter Egan in
Road & Track about the total count of pistons a person owns as some measurement of being a gearhead. The prelude to the article's discussion was a story about the owner of a P-51 Mustang that would bring a gas engine powered blender to fly-ins so that they could have frozen drinks out at the remote strips. That would be manly!
Okay, so you don't want exhaust gas in the kitchen. I would suggest that you stop by your local restaurant supply warehouse. They usually sell retail and they all have bar quality blenders and accessories. Go stainless and more than 2 speeds is just showin' off.