Law of the parking lots:

No matter how far you park from the nearest vehicle, a $hitbox will pull in right next to you, within 18" of your door.


Law of travelling:

When travelling with women, a rest stop will be required precisely 30 minutes after the previous stop for fuel.

Second law of travelling:

Any ingestion of coffee at a rest stop will result in the need to purge said coffee when the vehicle has just passed an exit on a limited access highway..........and the next exit is 15 miles away.