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Ksing44,
You are absolutely correct! To hold on to that piece of crap for one more day would be nothing short of an insult to you vast intelligence.
I for one cannot sit back idly as another human being suffers... so I must come to the aid of my fellow man. Please allow me to help you by taking that horrendous engineering abomination off your hands so you will no longer have to trouble yourself with it. And to further demonstrate that this is an unadulterated act of utter selflessness, I'll even give you $1000 for it.
That should cover the first couple of payments of your new Accord.
Just let me know where I can pick up the keys.
Jeff Pierce
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Jeff Pierce
Current Vehicles:
'92 Mercedes 190E/2.3 (247K miles/my daily driver)
'93 Volvo 940 Turbo Wagon (263K miles/a family truckster with spunk)
'99 Kawasaki Concours
Gravely 8120
Previous Vehicles:
'85 Jeep CJ-7 w/ Fisher plow (226K miles)'93 Volvo 940 Turbo Wagon
'53 Willys-Overland Pickup
'85 Honda 750F Interceptor
'93 Nissan Quest
'89 Toyota Camry Wagon
'89 Dodge Raider
'81 Honda CB 750F Super Sport
'88 Toyota Celica
'95 Toyota Tacoma
'74 Honda CB 550F
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