A "classic" car is the old POS that doesn't run, but looks real nice. It's been sitting in your garage/driveway for at least five years. Someday maybe, you'll have enough time to work on it, and maybe drive it up and down the block once or twice (make sure all the neighbors see you). Then park it for another five years. After enough time has passed, no one will ask about it any more. After all, it's a classic!!! No one in their right mind would drive a classic car every day!!!

After enough time has passed, someone will offer you a few measly bucks for it, and you'll sell it. You'll stare at the empty spot in the driveway/garage, where it sat for so long, and wonder how you could've ever let it go. You'll check e-bay and find dozens of them for sale (none as nice as your's) going for big bucks!!! You'll kick yourself in the A** for being dumb enough to get rid of it!!! You'll lose sleep. Your wife and kids will move out!!! Deep depression will set in.

Then one day you'll see another one sitting in someone else's driveway. You'll notice that it never moves from it's spot. After enough time goes by, you'll wind up buying it for a few measly bucks..................