That second one is some good stuff. I quit watching SNL years ago as the skits got too long and weren't funny. That one, however, is priceless.

The first one, however, is typical of what I see on campus where I work. The "keen college wit" of kids who are sure they're smarter than everyone else. Dime a dozen.

Thanks for the link!

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