#1

A grasshopper walks in a bar. The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

#2

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 401,xxx miles
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