There's a long line at the Gates of Heaven and St. Peter is asking everyone a question to see if they pass or fail (if they fail they go to he--).
St. Peter says to the first guy "How do you spell love?"
First Guy: "L-O-V-E"
St. Peter: "O.k. go right on in."
Second Guy: O.K. what do i have to do to get in?
St. Peter: Oh it's really easy you just have to spell the word LOVE.
Second Guy: Oh that's easy- L-O-V-E.
St. Peter:' Hey I have to use the rest room can you take over here for a few minutes?
Second Guy:"Oh sure no problem." The next person in line is this guys ex-wife, he can't believe it motherload!
Second Guy: "What happened?"
Ex Wife:" Oh I got hit by a bus!"
Second Guy:" Oh that's just awful."
Ex Wife:" What do I have to do to get in?"
Second Guy:" OH it's easy, just spell a word!"
Ex-Wife:" Well what's the word?"
Second Guy:"Czechoslovakia"