My headlights come on when I turn on the passenger side parking lights.
Driver side functions normally. All bulbs are correct, battery and alternator are new, fuses are new, and I can't find any shorts(except under the bed!)

I'm ready for the experts to weigh in.

Thanks in advance.

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1986 300SDL
1988 Monte Carlo SS
2002 Avalanche
2003 100th Anniversary H-D Dyna Wide Glide