You wont get flamed by me. Sometimes you have to go to extremes. More power to ya. Not to mention - I can see you sitting there just giggling your @ss off.
Did you try talking with the staff? Maybe they could put up “No Cell Phone Use” signs. They have them at all the PGA/LPGA tournaments we go to. If your phone rings at one of those, what happens to you isn’t pretty at all.
The only negative thing I could think of was if a doctor was in the stands and someone was trying to get a hold of them. But they’d probably be smart enough to check their signal strength and notice it was nil.
Where can I get one?!?!