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Old 06-12-2006, 01:24 PM
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A short joke that came off this.

God created Adam and Eve. One day, he called them and told them that he had 2 gifts and each of them would have to choose what they wanted. First one to ask for it gets it and the other gets what is left.

God: Who wants to be standing upright to pee?
Adam quickly rushes forward and says: Me! Me! Me!
God: Ok, so be it.
Adam cheerfully went off to try out his new gift.
God: Well, sorry Eve but that only leaves multiple orgasms.
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