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Originally Posted by aklim
A short joke that came off this.
God created Adam and Eve. One day, he called them and told them that he had 2 gifts and each of them would have to choose what they wanted. First one to ask for it gets it and the other gets what is left.
God: Who wants to be standing upright to pee?
Adam quickly rushes forward and says: Me! Me! Me!
God: Ok, so be it.
Adam cheerfully went off to try out his new gift.
God: Well, sorry Eve but that only leaves multiple orgasms.
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Good one!
Here's another one:
God said to Adam:
"I will create the perfect companion for you. She will be beautiful, intelligent, kind, caring, and a joy to be around. She will care for you and help you in every endeavor. You will wonder how you ever lived without her."
Adam thought for a minute and asked:
"Sounds good, but what will this cost me?"
God:
"It will cost you your nose, your right foot, your left arm, and your elft testicle."
Adam thought again for a minute.
"What can I get for one rib?" he asked.