Ask for tasteless, get tasteless. I apologize in advance.

A terrible shipwreck left but two survivors; a young, healthy, virile, heterosexual man, the other a stunningly beautiful young woman who, unfortunately for the young man, was a nun.

After about two years the young man finally convinced her that they'd never be rescued and convinced her to have sex with him.

However, after about a year of this sexual activity, the former nun became so ashamed at what she'd been doing that she took sick and passed away. And about a year after that, the young man became so ashamed about what he'd been doing that he buried her.

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