I caught a guitarist on XM last week that murdered me. Had an Italian surname and I mentioned to Mrs B that I'd never heard of him. She looked at me like I had a fig growing out of my lip, "Where have you been?"

Of course, now I've forgotten his name. Suggestions?

A band that used to slay me was King Crimson.

I'll tell you what happened. I went to grad school and then field research for a decade or so and just lost touch with American society. Heck, I lost reality. I've been on a slowly decaying orbit and should be back in another few years.

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